But if you’re not convinced by how serious the Germans take their beers, this might just tip you over. The Germans established the Reinheitsgebot, a Beer Purity Law, in the 16th century to regulate the ingredients and standards in German-made beers, and it's still being upheld today.
The marvellous thing is however, despite the stringent beer-making regulations, the Germans have managed to create a dizzying number of beer styles, from the crisp, spicy pales to the malty, toasty darks. This list is by no means exhaustive but hopefully it will shed some light on what to expect when you order a stein at the next Oktoberfest.
How does it taste: Tart, spicy and visibly cloudy. The Berliner weisse is a regional variation on the white beer from Northern Germany whose conception dates as fas as the 16th century. The tartness of the Berliner weisse comes from its fermentation process with lactic acid, the same acid that gives yoghurt and sour cream its lip-pursing tang.
The gose too shares the same tartness of the Berliner weisse but doesn’t taste quite as sharp thanks to two other ingredients: salt and coriander. The result is a rounder, more balanced flavour.
Alcohol-meter: Junior (2.5 to 4%)
How does it taste: Refreshing, dry and light. The pilsner is cut by just enough sweetness from the malt to make it one of the most popular German styles of beer. It should however, not be confused with the golden Czech pilsner, which has a spicier taste and more bite. But even sweeter than the pils is helles, a traditional German pale lager. It tastes exactly how the German word 'hell' can be translated into English as: bright, light and pale.
Alcohol-meter: Lightweight (4.4 to 5.2%)
How does it taste: Different. They’re often grouped together for their similar fermentation processes, which is having their yeasts fermented at a cooler temperature that’s usually reserved for lagers, but the two beers yield drastically different flavours.
Hailing from Düsseldorf, the altbier comes in a rich, nutty, almost bready malt character alongside a spicy, floral bitterness. Colonge’s kölsch, on the other hand, comes across more delicate and mildly fruity. While one isn’t better than the other, it’s good to note that your beer preferences, like football teams, can divide people at a biergarten (read: beer garden).
Alcohol-meter: Senior (4.4 t0 5.2%)
Oktoberfest/ Märzen
How does it taste: Before we dive into flavour, let’s clear the air on the terms. Oktoberfest and Märzen are one in the same. Their names are often used interchangeably but they refer to the same style of beer with caramel, toasty notes and an easy bitterness.
Märzen is named so for the simple reason of being traditionally brewed in early spring (March). The Bavarian beer then grew synonymous with Oktoberfest for its steadfast appearance at the festival since the 18th century.
Alcohol-meter: Top me up (4.8 to 6.3%)
How does it taste: Toasty, bready and slightly sweet. Bock is essentially a class of beers that can range from pale gold (maibock) to warm, dark brown (doppelbock and eisbock, more on those below). Traditional bock sits squarely in the middle – with colours ranging from amber to brown. Maibocks are a seasonal beer (Mai is May in German) and are significantly lighter in colour.
Alcohol-meter: Graduate (6 to 7%)
How does it taste: Rich, deep flavours reminiscent of caramelised sugar. Even darker variants can contain notes of chocolate too. Doppelbocks are generally stronger and more malty than the traditional and maibocks and rumours has it that the colour of the bock can tell tales about the potency of the beer; the darker it is, the more alcohol content it contains. But don't count on it. Most of the commercial examples of the doppelbocks we see today are darker in colour but they can technically be pretty pale too so don't judge your lagers by its shade.
An eisbock is essentially a stronger, richer, more flavourful doppelbock. And when we say strong, we mean it. Eisbocks are doppelbocks with approximately 10% of their water content removed; a doppelbock concentrate if you will.
Alcohol-meter: It’s getting warm in here (9 to 14%)